Yes, I've been quite the slacker the last few days: Not what this fledgling project needs! I promise to bake or cook something interesting for you, my zero to four readers, by Wednesday (my department potluck!)
In the meantime, I'll be recuperating from this:
1 fair-skinned and freckled woman with moderate sun-damaged skin
12-16 hours over 2 days in full, midday sun
3 varieties of sunblock, ranging from 6-50 SPF
Go to beach. Do not invest in an umbrella or other sunshade. Add fair-skinned woman and friends. Apply sunscreen inconsistently and swim frequently. Slowly remove suncreen by swimming and jumping in the water and lying on towels and lounge chairs. Bake gently for 4-7 hours/day.
Optional: Remove giant sun hat if sun damage is also desired on face. I didn't use this, but may try it sometime in the future!
Yield: One silly sunburn and increasingly spotty shoulders and arms.
June 23, 2008
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Thanks for stopping by! Hope you're not too pink...
ReplyDelete...oh, and there's cake now :)
You forgot the last step: Apply aloe vera and whimper.
ReplyDeletealso don't forget the advil!
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